<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<?xml-stylesheet type="text/css" href="/feed/bypass/styles/feed.css" media="screen"?>
<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="/feed/bypass/styles/feed.xsl"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/">

	<channel>
	  <!-- main channel info -->
        <title>Post of the week</title>
        <link>http://fazerowners.yuku.com/forums/6</link>
        <description>
        <![CDATA[ For those priceless wonders that leave you crying, gob smacked or plain stunned for the best part of a day. Read, weep, enjoy. ]]>
        </description>

		<!-- optional elements -->
		<language>en-us</language>
		<copyright>Copyright 2006, Yuku</copyright>
		<managingEditor>feeds@yuku.com (FeedMaster)</managingEditor>
		<webMaster>webmaster@yuku.com (WebMaster)</webMaster>
		<!-- note: dates need to be RFC 822 formated "Sat, 07 Sep 2002 00:00:01 GMT" -->
		<lastBuildDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 15:31:17 GMT</lastBuildDate>
		<generator>Yuku Feeds 1.0</generator>
		<docs>http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss</docs>
		<!-- <cloud domain="rpc.yuku.com" port="80" path="/RPC2" registerProcedure="pingMe" protocol="soap"/>-->
		<ttl>60</ttl>
		<!-- feed image -->
		<image>
			<title>Yuku</title>
			<url>http://static.yuku.com//feed/bypass/images/button-yuku.png</url>
			<link>http://fazerowners.yuku.com/forums/6</link>
			<description>Yuku - free hosted forums and profiles</description>
			<width>88</width>
			<height>31</height>
		</image>
		<rating>
		{pics-1.1 &quot;http://www.icra.org/ratingsv02.html&quot; l gen true for &quot;http://yuku.com&quot; r (nz 1 vz 1 lz 1 oz 1 cz 1 ) &quot;http://www.rsac.org/ratingsv01.html&quot; l gen true for &quot;http://yuku.com&quot; r (n 0 s 0 v 0 l 0 ))
		</rating>
		<textInput>
			<title>Search</title>
			<description>Search Domain</description>
			<name>q</name>
			<link>http://yuku.com/search/direct/</link>
		</textInput>
		<!-- skip
		<skipHours>
			<hour>23</hour>
		</skipHours>
		<skipDays>
			<day>Monday</day>
			<day>Wednesday</day>
			<day>Friday</day>
		</skipDays>-->
		<!-- extensions -->


		<!-- channel items -->
		<!-- descriptions should be shorter than 500 char to be polite -->
		<!-- html shoud be stripped or escaped -->
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ For sale Mint restored Kawasaki GPZ900R A8 lots spent ]]></title>
			<link>http://fazerowners.yuku.com/topic/24366/t/For-sale-Mint-restored-Kawasaki-GPZ900R-A8-lots-spent.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Im selling my mint Kawasaki GPZ900R A8
<br>
It has been restored.
<br>
Everything is powder coated.
<br>
It is stunning it has a Motad 4 into 2 with 2 Stainless ART cans.
<br>
it is purple and black with purple powder coated wheels.
<br>
It has had 5 owners
<br>
Moted till till 21/05/2010
<br>
31521 miles
<br>
Currently on sorn
<br>
First registered 05/06/1992 J reg
<br>
It also has private reg on it which I am leaving on LDZ 6960.
<br>
£2000.00 O.N.O
<br>
Dave 07763838147
<br>
<br>
<br>
<a... ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (elsieyam)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://fazerowners.yuku.com/topic/24366</guid>
			<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 09:54:53 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Who the hell is Carl Gaines? ]]></title>
			<link>http://fazerowners.yuku.com/topic/16788/t/Who-the-hell-is-Carl-Gaines-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <div class="postcolor" id="post-236373">
  Ever know someone who survives in spite of being a complete &amp; utter wally ALL the time?
  <br>
  <br>
  Let me introduce such a person by the name of Carl Gaines, He must be in his 30&#39;s by now (assuming he&#39;s still alive). He&#39;s about 6&#39;8 &amp; 9
  stone.
  <br>
  <br>
  Heres a few things this guy has done:
  <br>
  <br>
  Pootling along on a VERY old Suzuki 100 (H reg, the FIRST time around, &#39;68?). Car pulls out in front of... ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (FazerPete05)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://fazerowners.yuku.com/topic/16788</guid>
			<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:29:26 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ evenin' bum-cracks ]]></title>
			<link>http://fazerowners.yuku.com/topic/12395/t/evenin-bum-cracks.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I can&#39;t wait for the millionth post, you lightweights are taking too soddin&#39; long to get there <img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/tongue.gif" alt="image"> .
<br>
<br>
Well, well, who&#39;d have ever thought it eh, still going strong after all this time, there&#39;s even still some of the original old bastids here.
<br>
For those who don&#39;t know me I&#39;m Meirion, fazerman, fazeym, sheep shagger, ugly bastid, ugly old bastid, chardonnay man and so many... ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (fazerman)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://fazerowners.yuku.com/topic/12395</guid>
			<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 20:11:34 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Funny name ]]></title>
			<link>http://fazerowners.yuku.com/topic/9931/t/Funny-name.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ A sad story, but a surfer has died on honeymoon in Hawaii.
<br>
<br>
His name ?
<br>
<br>
<font size="2">Nolan <span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);">McSkimming</span>. Really.
<br>
<br>
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cornwall/7107436.stm
<br></font> ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (GoldFazer)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://fazerowners.yuku.com/topic/9931</guid>
			<pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2007 16:42:02 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Filtering / Riding in Traffic  -  dip or main? ]]></title>
			<link>http://fazerowners.yuku.com/topic/2767/t/Filtering-Riding-in-Traffic-dip-or-main-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Hi,<br>            I have been wondering for a while now - whilst riding in traffic during the brigher times of day - is it 'better' to have your main beam or dip beam on?<br>            <br>            <br>            ever since i remember i have been on dip beam, but i see alot riders on main beam, and it has never really blinded me.<br>            <br>            What does everyone think? ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (aroughcircle)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://fazerowners.yuku.com/topic/2767</guid>
			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jul 2007 19:02:47 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Wits Farewell ]]></title>
			<link>http://fazerowners.yuku.com/topic/2769/t/Wits-Farewell.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ We would like to thank all you Foccers out there for all of the wonderful tributes, kind thoughts and donations. We found great comfort in reading them and didn't realise how many imaginary friends Wits really had! We would also like to thank all of those who managed to attend the funeral and stay for a drink afterwards, we managed a few faces to some names. <br>            <br>            The Tribute Book is a lovely reminder of how well thought of Wits was and how much he is going to be... ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Wits)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://fazerowners.yuku.com/topic/2769</guid>
			<pubDate>Sat, 24 Feb 2007 21:41:50 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ TRIBUTE TO WITS (now available as a download) ]]></title>
			<link>http://fazerowners.yuku.com/topic/2768/t/TRIBUTE-TO-WITS-now-available-as-a-download-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8809521177048335076&amp;hl=en" target="top">video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8809521177048335076&amp;hl=en</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br>            <br>            <br>            You can download the file yourself from JakeTheCatUK's webspace <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.andrewandjulie.co.uk/goldfazer/" target="top">here</a><!--EZCODE LINK END-->: - ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Gold Fazer)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://fazerowners.yuku.com/topic/2768</guid>
			<pubDate>Mon, 12 Feb 2007 09:22:02 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Don't laugh but........ ]]></title>
			<link>http://fazerowners.yuku.com/topic/2770/t/Don-t-laugh-but-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ ........ this is what I treated myself to when I passed my test just over 6 years ago <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :o --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif ALT=":o"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END-->  <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :o --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif ALT=":o"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END-->  <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :o --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif... ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Wits)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://fazerowners.yuku.com/topic/2770</guid>
			<pubDate>Fri, 09 Feb 2007 00:04:05 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Let me know if I've missed anybody ]]></title>
			<link>http://fazerowners.yuku.com/topic/2771/t/Let-me-know-if-I-ve-missed-anybody.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Note : This should open an excel spreadsheet. It worked in the laboratory, hope it works now <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/ohwell.gif" alt="<img src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/ohwell.gif">">
<br>
<br>
<a target="_blank" href="http://fazer-mania.co.uk/coppermine/albums/userpics/10256/fazer_owners_club.xls">The Official Register</a>

<br>
<br>
<img src="http://www.foc-u.co.uk/smilies/pokefun.gif" alt="<img... ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Wits)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://fazerowners.yuku.com/topic/2771</guid>
			<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2007 14:51:05 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ He waits, that's what he does ]]></title>
			<link>http://fazerowners.yuku.com/topic/2772/t/He-waits-that-s-what-he-does.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ He waits and wonders what are the chances of Argos sticking to their delivery promise. He already has an inkling, because he was told it would be delivered at 8:00 this morning and it's 10:30 now. He's betting that it'll turn up at 5:00 - if at all.<br>            <br>            It's ok, there are only about 38 things that I've put off, just so I can sit round the house waiting for them to come. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rolleyes --><img... ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Wits)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://fazerowners.yuku.com/topic/2772</guid>
			<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jan 2007 11:27:28 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Actress wanted - urgently ]]></title>
			<link>http://fazerowners.yuku.com/topic/2773/t/Actress-wanted-urgently.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Slidey's mate, Paul (the guy with the Bandit 1200, from the Frolic) owns a company that does windows and conservatories. He's coming round to my house next week to give me a quote for new windows.<br>            <br>            I need an actress to pretend to be my wife for the duration of his visit. You don't have to kiss me or owt, just pretend that you know me. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START ;) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)"><!--EZCODE... ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Wits)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://fazerowners.yuku.com/topic/2773</guid>
			<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jan 2007 12:14:46 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ New dick and Pads 49.99 ]]></title>
			<link>http://fazerowners.yuku.com/topic/2774/t/New-dick-and-Pads-49-99.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://www.offroadbikestore.com/products.asp?cat=101">www.offroadbikestore.com/...sp?cat=101</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--><br>            <br>            Not a Bad price.<br>             Shame I paid more than that for just the disk in the summer.<br>            <br>            Z ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Zarniwoop)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://fazerowners.yuku.com/topic/2774</guid>
			<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jan 2007 10:43:58 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Confessions of a driving instructor ]]></title>
			<link>http://fazerowners.yuku.com/topic/2775/t/Confessions-of-a-driving-instructor.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <br>            Had a first lesson with a girl today. Asked the usual - &quot;have you done any driving before?&quot; - replied yes, had quite a few lessons. <br>            Hmmm...<br>            <br>            Bit of Q&amp;A later, decided it was safe to let her drive, off we went. Driving along - &quot;so, you've had all these lessons - any tests yet?&quot;<br>            &quot;er.....yeah. A few, actually. Failed them all&quot;<br>            Well, sort of guessed the last bit, otherwise... ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Lum)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://fazerowners.yuku.com/topic/2775</guid>
			<pubDate>Mon, 11 Dec 2006 23:18:36 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Hammer Rash ]]></title>
			<link>http://fazerowners.yuku.com/topic/2776/t/Hammer-Rash.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Tw@tted me f*cking thumb with a hammer earlier on. F*ck - it hurt. Big blood blister on me thumb now. Tw@t. F*cking do-it-yourself? Arse! Moan, moan, moan, grumble, bollocks <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START >: --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/mad.gif ALT=">:"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <div class='signature'>"I am not a number. I am a person. I will not make any deals with you. I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is... ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Wits)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://fazerowners.yuku.com/topic/2776</guid>
			<pubDate>Mon, 04 Dec 2006 01:02:18 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ And there's another thing ]]></title>
			<link>http://fazerowners.yuku.com/topic/2778/t/And-there-s-another-thing.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I do some multi-track recording at home - you know, me playing guitars and keyboards and stuff? Anyway, over the last 6 years I've recorded maybe 100 or so tracks onto various CD's. I got them out over the last few days and most of the CD's are bolloxed halfway through - like the CD has decided to fail even though I haven't played them for ages. No marks or scuffs on them or anything.<br>            I've managed to save 20 songs onto my HDD but I'm seriously peeved at losing the rest of the... ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Wits)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://fazerowners.yuku.com/topic/2778</guid>
			<pubDate>Wed, 08 Nov 2006 00:17:07 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ I feckin hate it when; ]]></title>
			<link>http://fazerowners.yuku.com/topic/2777/t/I-feckin-hate-it-when-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ 1) you go to the loo when you're a bit pissed and accidently piss all over your hand <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START >: --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/mad.gif ALT=">:"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>            <br>            2) Some smarmy git tells you that he could have got you whatever it is that you just paid 300 for, but he could have done it for 200 - but always after the fact, never before <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START >: --><img... ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Wits)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://fazerowners.yuku.com/topic/2777</guid>
			<pubDate>Tue, 07 Nov 2006 23:41:31 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Arse, arse and arse again ]]></title>
			<link>http://fazerowners.yuku.com/topic/2780/t/Arse-arse-and-arse-again.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Bloody exhaust has snapped on my car; the pipe that's part of the cat converter. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START >: --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/mad.gif ALT=">:"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>            I need the car on Saturday, so I've got to take it in tomorrow for a new exhaust (lots of squidly-diddlies) <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START >: --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/mad.gif ALT=">:"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>... ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Wits)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://fazerowners.yuku.com/topic/2780</guid>
			<pubDate>Thu, 26 Oct 2006 13:46:42 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Sodding wasps / council / everything ]]></title>
			<link>http://fazerowners.yuku.com/topic/2779/t/Sodding-wasps-council-everything.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Went into the little-used spare bedroom this morning - sodding place is full of wasps (well, 8 or 9 of them anyway). I go outside to the post a letter and there's sodding wasps flying round the front of the house. I go out the back of the house for a smoke and my next door neighbour has got sodding wasps hovering round the back of her house as well. Ok, so we've both got wasps nests in the roof space apparently. We ring the council and are given the number of Pest Control but warned that... ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Wits)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://fazerowners.yuku.com/topic/2779</guid>
			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Oct 2006 09:30:33 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Lily Allen - Smile ]]></title>
			<link>http://fazerowners.yuku.com/topic/2781/t/Lily-Allen-Smile.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :foc --><img src=http://www.foc-u.co.uk/smilies/foc.gif ALT=":foc"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END-->  Crap lyrics, crap tune, crap voice.<br>            Please stop this woman ever recording another song.<br>            <!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.yellowbird.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/1154089973.gif" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><div class='signature'>"I am not a number. I am a person. I will not make any deals with you. I will not be pushed, filed,... ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Wits)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://fazerowners.yuku.com/topic/2781</guid>
			<pubDate>Thu, 03 Aug 2006 20:16:18 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ My wife's sister ]]></title>
			<link>http://fazerowners.yuku.com/topic/2782/t/My-wife-s-sister.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ .... bent over this evening and obliterated the sun. The temperature dropped by 2 degrees as well.<br>            <br>            I'm not saying that she's big - just fat <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :eek --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/eek.gif ALT=":eek"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END-->  <div class='signature'>"I am not a number. I am a person. I will not make any deals with you. I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life... ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Wits)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://fazerowners.yuku.com/topic/2782</guid>
			<pubDate>Sun, 16 Jul 2006 22:14:42 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
    <!-- end items -->

  </channel>
</rss>