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Wits	Actress wanted - urgently	Lead	[-]
GP Hero Posts: 6754 (14/01/2007 13:14:46) Takes it like a man Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	Tags : None Slidey's mate, Paul (the guy with the Bandit 1200, from the Frolic) owns a company that does windows and conservatories. He's coming round to my house next week to give me a quote for new windows. I need an actress to pretend to be my wife for the duration of his visit. You don't have to kiss me or owt, just pretend that you know me.
aGeekWrites	Re: Actress wanted - urgently	#1	[-]
GP Hero Posts: 11183 (14/01/2007 13:21:17) Mr Upside Down Head No longer an IT geek Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	Or maybe you could be Denise and get a bloke to be your husband? Or you could welcome him in saying "I'll just get the wife" rush upstairs, change, come down as Denise and make him a cuppa, start to talk prices and say "oh you'll need my husband" (all very sexist this), rush upstairs, change, come down as Denis, etc, etc.
Wits	Re: Actress wanted - urgently	#2	[-]
GP Hero Posts: 6754 (14/01/2007 13:23:58) Takes it like a man Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	The problem here, Frazer, is; a) Paul knows what I look like, b) I've used the quick change ploy so often, that I think they're onto it
MurphySG	Re: Actress wanted - urgently	#3	[-]
GP Hero Posts: 5488 (14/01/2007 13:30:59) Foc-u Bookworm Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	*Quote:* I've used the quick change ploy so often, that I think they're onto it
Chalky	Re: Actress wanted - urgently	#4	[-]
Posts: 16127 (14/01/2007 13:37:57) Super sexy love machine Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	How about this pretty young thing?
MurphySG	Re: Actress wanted - urgently	#5	[-]
GP Hero Posts: 5488 (14/01/2007 13:41:31) Foc-u Bookworm Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	Blimey edwina scrubs up alright. Wits get in there quick! (Chalky - you her 'agent' then?)
Wits	Re: Actress wanted - urgently	#6	[-]
GP Hero Posts: 6754 (14/01/2007 22:28:58) Takes it like a man Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	*Quote:* How about this pretty young thing? I've had her
BIG MAC	Re: Actress wanted - urgently	#7	[-]
GP Hero Posts: 11022 (14/01/2007 23:22:00) Thinks custom titles are stupid! Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	Aye Wits and left a nasty taste in her mouth by the look of it
nakedadder	Re: Actress wanted - urgently	#8	[-]
Posts: 4001 (14/01/2007 23:24:40) "Fat lad from Derby" Sept 08 Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	*Quote:* Aye Wits and left a nasty taste in her mouth by the look of it Probably the taste of sheep shit
Fazire	Re: Actress wanted - urgently	#9	[-]
Posts: 451 (15/01/2007 01:20:48) Club Racer Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	Is that the same picture Snerkler uses, before the makeup's gone on?
KRHTIKOS	Re: Actress wanted - urgently	#10	[-]
GP Hero Posts: 1665 (15/01/2007 09:47:07) GP Hero Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	Do you mind if she is a bit on the plum side , dark skined and Greek? How much you paying?
jon	Re: Actress wanted - urgently	#11	[-]
GP Hero Posts: 2160 (15/01/2007 21:34:47) GP Hero Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	why not get one of those fancy dress costumes where one side is a man in a suit, and the other side is a lady in a dress? that way every time he started measuring up the windows you could simply call to your 'other half' and turn around. apart from obliously having to black out the windows with paint to stop him catching a glimpse of this cunning ruse in the reflection i cant see any flaws in this plan.
BIG MAC	Re: Actress wanted - urgently	#12	[-]
GP Hero Posts: 11022 (15/01/2007 21:48:07) Thinks custom titles are stupid! Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	Jon? You worry me
Gold Fazer	Re: Actress wanted - urgently	#13	[-]
GP Hero Posts: 1641 (15/01/2007 21:51:29) GP Hero Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	Why do you need a wife ............... Where is your wife under the patio or walled up ?????
Wits	Re: Actress wanted - urgently	#14	[-]
GP Hero Posts: 6754 (15/01/2007 22:03:29) Takes it like a man Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	Why do I need a wife? Well, no-one has ever seen her, so they all think she's a figment of my imagination. There's only ever been 2 foccers come round to my house and she hasn't been in on either occassion, so people think I've invented a ficticious wife to cover up for all the women's clothes hanging round my house I'd show her to you all but, having spent so much time and money on plastering the newly bricked-up wall, it seems a waste of money to rip all the bricks out just to prove that she (used to) exist. I got the idea from an Edgar Allan Poe story (The House of Usher). She had a bit of a cold and wasn't looking too well so I thought, well while I've got this hole in the wall, - you know?
slidesvill	Re: Actress wanted - urgently	#15	[-]
GP Hero Posts: 7368 (15/01/2007 22:37:26) Owner of the snot machine Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	Funny how you've not got a picture of her..... slidey
Wits	Re: Actress wanted - urgently	#16	[-]
GP Hero Posts: 6754 (15/01/2007 22:45:56) Takes it like a man Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	It's a fair cop
eddie	Re: Actress wanted - urgently	#17	[-]
Posts: 4502 (15/01/2007 23:29:29) FOC-U Lost Boy. Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	so you fibbed about being married ...typical male bastid..sob sob
BIG MAC	Re: Actress wanted - urgently	#18	[-]
GP Hero Posts: 11022 (15/01/2007 23:42:04) Thinks custom titles are stupid! Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	He loves himself...Its a pain in his arse at times but he's flexible
matty	Re: Actress wanted - urgently	#19	[-]
GP Hero Posts: 12459 (16/01/2007 00:40:14) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	i could, no one every knows if goths are chicks or guys anyway... so it would be ok
Fazire	Re: Actress wanted - urgently	#20	[-]
Posts: 451 (16/01/2007 01:15:19) Club Racer Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	I suspect he drowned her in Loch Ness, and now he's in denial.

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